October 2011
You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there? That's God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action.
I hate it when old men stare at you. →
goo.gl
They’re all like:
And you’re like:
According to Pink, I'm fucking perfect. So fuck you.
But according to Hannah Montana, nobody’s perfect.
But according to Selena Gomez, i’m perfect
But according to Katy Perry I’m a firework
But according to Bruno Mars, I’m amazing, just the way I am
According To Rebecca Black It’s Friday
According to my calendar, it’s MONDAY!
I'm a Holiday Virgin.
- Never had a New Year’s Kiss.
- Never had a Valentine Kiss.
- Never spent time with someone on Valentine’s Day.
- Never had a Valentine.
- Never had a kiss under the mistletoe.
- Never been taken out during Christmas.
If you were thinking the same you are amongst 98% of the people. If not you are amongst 2 % whose mind think very differently.
Reblog and go to your tumblr page to see the result.
